VICE magazine, known for it's insightful and provocative articles on topics like "can anyone really eat 50 eggs?" and "how to get your girlfriend interested in anal sex" has now moved its magic to the internet. The Dos and Don'ts section is a god-send for those of us stuck at a desk five days a week. Here is one of my fav's. I love that they used the word perineum. That's class.


"Yes, she’s a bit Eurotrashy. But is there anybody alive looking at this that doesn’t want to just sink their teeth into her perineum and wave her around in the air like a great white does to a baby seal on Discovery Channel Shark Week?"