SnoopDog makes mashed potatoes with Martha: watch.

snoop: you gonna put black pepper, too?
martha: no, we have white pepper for some reason
snoop: i ain’t never seen white pepper befo’. i don’t like that. i like black pepper.
martha: CAN WE HAVE BLACK PEPPER? BLAAAACK PEPPERRRRR PLEASE!!!
snoop: my granny’d be so proud of me right now.

Via Yes!

Jack Layton's moustache is a national treasure. But does it look as glorious on Justin Bieber, Britney Spears...or Stephen Harper?

By now, everyone should know how I feel about RR. Not good. Pretty bad, actually. Tyra Banks bad. And that was before I knew she was a cannibal.

But it begs the question: can she cook the other other white meat in under 30 mins?

Phil likes to dance. In the TO subway and No Frills: http://www.youtube.com/user/philipvilleneuve#p/u/6/hM29SJspHhU

Mmmm, donuts.

Via the much better-named than our blog: Geyser of Awesome

Thankful that our mother hasn't gotten a cellphone yet: http://parentsshouldnttext.com/155/moms-dont-understand-lol/

Brilliant sister-site: http://jesusgetsaround.com/

Explaining the Fukushima nuclear crisis to children. Using poop and farts: video

6 animals that humans accidentally made way scarier:

Man-Sized Jellyfish: Nature's way of saying, "fuck right off, divers."

this is nine kinds of awesome. see if you can spot them all.

Today's Holy Fuck: Japan has moved 13 feet and GPS doesn't work there anymore.

I love that they've moved towards the US. Cue "yellow fever" conspiracy rumours. I guess it is one way for Toyota to reduce shipping costs...

VICE magazine, known for it's insightful and provocative articles on topics like "can anyone really eat 50 eggs?" and "how to get your girlfriend interested in anal sex" has now moved its magic to the internet. The Dos and Don'ts section is a god-send for those of us stuck at a desk five days a week. Here is one of my fav's. I love that they used the word perineum. That's class.


"Yes, she’s a bit Eurotrashy. But is there anybody alive looking at this that doesn’t want to just sink their teeth into her perineum and wave her around in the air like a great white does to a baby seal on Discovery Channel Shark Week?"

Best charity poster ever.

apparently this man is living the sequel to Forty Year Old Virgin, tentatively titled Pirate Ship Bedroom.

this just in: passport ownership prevents diabetes. ahem. excuse me. dia-beet-us.

Can someone please stop me from obsessively looking at these pics?

http://theselby.com/10_21_10_EileenMarkLA/

via JJJJound

Best restaurant review ever:

"What you actually find when you arrive at L'Ami Louis is singularly unprepossessing. It's a long, dark corridor with luggage racks stretching the length of the room. It gives you the feeling of being in a second-class railway carriage in the Balkans. It's painted a shiny, distressed dung brown. The cramped tables are set with labially pink cloths, which give it a colonic appeal and the awkward sense that you might be a suppository. In the middle of the room is a stubby stove that also looks vaguely proctological."

A.A. Gill via Kottke

Because RW is totally obsessed with this: the trailer for the sequel to E.T. the movie

Charlie Sheen v Muammar Gaddafi: whose line is it anyway?

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/quiz/2011/mar/01/muammar-gaddafi-charlie-sheen-quiz

Sartorialist, eat your heart out. Despot swag in full effect.

Why Ottawa needs to blow up the Rideau River every year

Tell me this isn't your dream job and I'll call you a liar.